Discovering I Have No Sea Legs
January 6th, 2008Yesterday, was an experience…one I’d not like to repeat…ever again. A few days ago, I was browsing maps of Singapore online to see which countries are closest. I saw that Indonesia was pretty close, about a fingernail swipe away, well, at least on the map. So I thought it would be a bloody brilliant idea to visit Indonesia, Batam Island to be exact, and since I’m on a shoestring budget, why not travel the most economical way possible? By ferry. There are a few ferries that take you to Batam, I went with Penguin. A round trip ticket costs $43 Singapore dollars, which is about $30 USD. Good deal, right? Keep reading.
Well, before I actually purchased the ticket, I had to exchange my Malaysian currency, because after temporarily residing here for the past few weeks, I still hadn’t changed over the majority of my cash, which wasn’t much. It turns out there are no money changers around my grandpa’s house where I am staying. I hit up 4 nearby banks, and found that yes, they do exchange money, just not Malaysian money, they’ll gladly exchange my US money, which is a joke since I have literally 4 of those said US dollars on me. Every bank directed me to Bukit Timah Plaza, and since I again, wanted to go the economical route, I opted to walk. It took about 10 minutes to reach there by foot, and by the time I had arrived I was drenched in sweat from the lovely equatorial heat. I find the ONE money changer in that place and find that he has just left for Muslim prayer, he’d be back in an hour. So now, I am stuck in a mall with about 2 Singapore dollars and 45 cents, in a MALL…for an hour. Being without cash in a mall is a very hard thing for a girl. So what do I do? I window shop; eyeing glittering rings and bracelets, looking lustfully at beautifully tailored dresses and shoes, and browsing bookshelves of fiction and CD collections. I hate window shopping. After that agonizing 60 minutes, I race back to the money changer and the very next thing I do after that is purchase The Eagles Complete Greatest Hits for 9.90 SGD. Score! And now on to to the ferry station.
I manage to catch the 4:10pm boat, I step inside the vessel and see two aisles of seats, each row has about 7 seats, most of them were filled, but I found one that wasn’t, to get to the vacant window seat I had to sidle past people with my big arse in a gap the size of half the length of your arm, not cool. I settle in, and find the place very stuffy, I catch a sign that says Smoker’s area with a small set of stairs leading upwards. I sidle past everyone with my big arse again and head to the smoker’s area, hoping for some fresh sea air. There was indeed a deck and it did provide fresh sea air, but it was probably the most dangerous deck I have ever stepped foot on. There was a single, anemic looking rail that separated me from the choppy waters and the boat’s propeller, and since the ferry was insanely bumpy, one slip and you were a goner, added to that it began to rain, making the deck floor slippery-er.

Crew man fastening sheets to protect from the rain.
Not to interrupt this oh-so-exciting entry, but as I uploaded pics for this edition, I came across what appeared to be Ashley Tisdale’s, from High School Musical, flickr account. The pic that caught my eye, was a sugary sweet Ash in cotton candy pink, brandishing a lip gloss wand, the photo was titled, “it’s make up time! hee”. I flipped through the photos and discovered a profile, here’s what it says, copied and pasted for your viewing pleasure:
well whats really to describe im a girl ovisly idk how to spell that oh well who cares! lol im what u say a dreamer and a sleeper luv sleeping hee here are some of the things i like hsm and hsm 2 gosh i hope i dont grow out of it here are the couples i like
:) lashleylucas and ashley )zanessa zac and vanessa) i also like lunessa lucas and vanessa) zashley zac and ashley) wow lots know anyways whatelse my fave colors are black and white used to hate white now luv luv luv it idkw my fave thing ok well thats it im tired of typing so if u wanna know more send me some flickrmail!! and add me as a contact well byes
Oh well who cares is right! I hope for this little girl’s sake that she is in fact little, about ten, that would give her an out for her terrible spelling and manic obsession for HSM. And two, (was there a one?) I have seen that film, and it is like Grease for the 21st century but lacking good acting, captivating story lines and songs. What was my point? Oh yeah…I fear the future, if children are the future, I fear the future. Young ones being able to register flickr accounts, but not able to spell obviously…scary.
Where was I? The boat. Okay, so it started raining, but I didn’t want to go back down into the stuffy, sea coffin below, so I stayed there amidst the 50-year-old smoking chimneys, breathing in equal amounts of salt air and nicotine. After about 10 minutes of propeller sounds, boat swaying and cigarette smoke I got hit with a monstrous migraine. My options were to go back down stairs and sit in the sardine tin, stay on deck and continue inhaling about 20 peoples’ cancer sticks or jump off the boat. I was really tempted to do the last one. But I didn’t and went back downstairs since the smoke was becoming unbearable. After the hour long ride, I was relieved to step onto solid ground. I was now in another country - yippee!

Before getting sea sick. Woo hoo! I’m on a boat! Moments later…Get me off this boat or I’ll woo hoo all over you!
Upon exiting the ferry terminal I was accosted by about 6 or 7 taxi drivers shouting at me; “Taxi? Taxi?”. It reminded me a bit of Jamaica, except they weren’t Jamaican and they didn’t have Jamaican accents. I opted to cross the street to a nearby mall and find out how to get to a beach or a casino or both. The other day, I had read online that many Singaporeans weekended in Batam for the casino access and beaches. I’m not much of a gambler, but I thought when in Rome (Batam), do as the Romans (Batamians) do! Before doing so, I wanted to try some authentic Indonesian, but the mall seemed to have nothing in terms of food but a grocery store and three bakeries. I did see something kinda gross but interesting at the grocery store:

What IS that? Stingray?
I tried to ask someone outside where some sort of hawker food center was, but all I got was, “Taxi? Taxi?”. So I filled myself with a black pepper chicken puff and a sausage roll at one of the three bakeries. After the authentic Indonesian fare, I went over to the information booth to ask where the nearest casino was, it didn’t appear to be a good beach day as it was soggy. The info lady tells me I need to go to Nagoya for casinos. The cab ride is 40,000 rupiah (around 5 USD). The cabbie asks where to and I say Nagoya and ask him if there are casinos there. He shrugs his shoulders, and only seemed to recognize the word “Nagoya”. I don’t want to go to the wrong place as the info lady seemed to only be half listening to what I said and didn’t even look at me when I talked to her. So, I asked the driver again if there were any casinos in Nagoya. He pauses and then nods his head self-consciously again indicating that he has no idea what the hell I’m saying. He says, “Nagoya…yes?” I say, “Casino…yes?” He replies, “Cah-see-no….? Ingleesh…no.” Um, what? I say casino a little slower as if that will help, finally he says, “Casino..no…Jakarta..no…Indonesia (and waves his hand, to indicate nothing)..no”. I assume he means there are no casinos in all of Indonesia. But that can’t be…I read it online, and we know the internet is reliable, right? I say, “Casino, yes!” He says, ‘”Casino, no.” Alright, fine…I tell him to just take me back because the entire time we’ve been arguing, well, not really arguing, he’s been driving and I’m sure it’s gonna cost me. I tell him to take me back, he looks to me, and not at the road and makes a u-turn motion, “Bek?” “Yes, bek.” Once back, I ask the a security officer where the nearest casino is, this guy at least knows English and tells me that since last year all the casinos have been shut down in all of Indonesia. Great!! I also discover there are no beaches here either - way to break a girl’s spirit! So I ask him what there is to do around Batam, he replies, “..shopping, eating.” Hmm…sounds like Singapore. So, I head back into the cab, but now the cabbie wants 60,000 rupiah since he’s already driven, I don’t even try to argue, fine, whatever, just take me somewhere.
I arrive at Nagoya and find that it looks almost identical to the mall I just left. Ah well, I may as well make use of this, let’s shop! My only goal was to find souvenirs to bring back to the states, along the way I saw a couple of interesting stores, this being the best:

Huge’s..don’t know if this is the best name for a large women’s store. Fitting, yes. Appropriate, er…
And down one floor, for those that shop at places that suit their state of mind:

This is more like it!
After my retail appetite has been satisfied, my stomach’s appetite starts to complain so I search for food. I find this:

BFC? Sounds strangely like a fried chicken joint I’ve seen before. Hmm…no. I press on. I head outside of the mall and for some either really brilliant or really stupid reason, follow three young men that disappear behind the mall. I’m thinking that they know where the food is, the back of the mall is darkish with large pipes everywhere, ok, time to head back…until I see this, like a desert oasis before me:

I can hear the angels singing “Hallelujah!”
Yes! A hawker-type centre, it’s not really a true one since, it’s not outdoors and it’s not dirty, but close enough. Since I’ve never had Indonesian food, and I don’t know what’s good, I stroll past all the places till I find the most populated one. I find one, and a waiter hands me a menu with (thankfully!) pictures on it. 90% of them are fish, and not just fish, but fish heads, I have yet to try fish head, and am not too eager to try it for the first time at this point. I try to ask the guy what he recommends, and he looks at me blankly, then brushes his hand across all the dishes on the menu, which I assume means either, “they’re all good!” or “try them all!” I hand the menu back and thank him. I head to the second most populous place, and ask what the waiter recommends, not really expecting an answer I can comprehend. To my shock, he speaks English and recommends a dish called Nasi gepuk, it’s a beef dish, and since it aint fish head, it looks pretty appetizing. Warning: food porn ahead!

Nasi gepuk with fresh mango juice

Close up shot of the sexxxy beef!
It was delicious, I felt a bit of a fool sitting alone as I snapped shots of my food as the wait staff looked on…but oh well, lah! The beef was savory and tender and filled my mouth with a smoky garlic and onion flavor, the rest of the dish consisted of rice, a strange triangular shaped bean patty, a dab of chili sauce and a garnish of tomato and cucumber. I pretty much just had the beef, it was great on it’s own.
Now that I’ve done all the touristy things Batam has to offer (shopping..eating), it’s time to head back. Not excited. I’m a bit early for the ferry so I wait in the lounge, which is just rows of cold, metal seats in a cold room, making me cold. After about 10 minutes, a group of Indonesian or Malay looking men arrive with a butt load of bags. They pile them all up 2 feet away from me. I don’t think much of this till the men leave, I mean they just left the bags in the lounge unattended! My radar starts going crazy because I immediately think there are bombs in every one of those bags. There are about 40 people in the lounge now and no one seems to notice that there are unmarked bags sitting there by themselves. Slowly, I get up and head to the farthest extremity of the lounge, I can’t leave, because that would require me to go back through immigration, and I can’t get on the ferry yet, so I figure if I distance myself from the bags I might not get the full effect of the bombs. And on a side note, yes, I do think September 11, 2001 has left a negative impression on the minds of many Americans. Less than 10 years ago, I would not have blinked an eye over those neglected packages, but now, especially being in a Muslim country, I’m a little more wary. It’s not a great thing, it adds paranoia to my travels. Well, it turns out the bags weren’t bombs, at least not bombs that went off while I was around. Yippee.
The ferry was mercilessly empty, half the people in the lounge were waiting for another ferry, so I got an entire row to myself. This time, I sat in the very front of the ship (the bow?), thinking that perhaps the bumpiness is less bumpy up front. It didn’t make much difference. And after carrying my beach towel around for hours, I was thankful I had it cause it was freezing inside!

Not the best picture of me, but this is the face of someone happy to be going back to Singapore!
Well, like I said, it was an experience, and that’s what I’m all about. It was cool to go there for a day, but don’t think I’ll go back, unless someone goes with me! Any takers? We can make up dialogue for the Indonesian dramas they show on the ferry and frustrate cabbies by demanding them to take us to casinos that don’t exist….good times!
And here, Bryan, I snapped this especially for you:






